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Recording live from glory holds studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Dissonance.

Every episode we blast anyone to get to our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence.

Do any topic that makes the news makes it big?

Like this fucking horrible book we're going to read or makes us mad.

No, I think that the last one makes us mad because this book is destined to make us mad.

I don't know that I can finish that book.

That book is like a fucking glazed donut.

I'm not sure it can be consumed.

It's like reading the last page of the time cube website.

Nobody's ever done it.

Well, I'll tell you what.

Nobody's ever read it.

I got a little more time on my hands.

That's true.

So maybe that's true.

So you'll have time to read it.

It's skeptical.

It's political.

And there is David Ike's biggest secret right in front of us.

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