Episode #2949: Those Were The Bidets
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2019
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew announce their plans for the TBTL 3000th Show celebration! Plus, a look at "toilet paper disrupters", which, thankfully, isn't as bad as it sounds. And we hear from a listener with a story about a restroom confrontation they won't soon forget.
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| 0:00.0 | So I thought that maybe you could think about next Thursday night if that's good for you |
| 0:04.7 | I can get tickets to |
| 0:07.0 | to nonsense |
| 0:08.6 | Because I really want to see that before I die |
| 0:11.4 | It's their nuns and they sing |
| 0:14.0 | And there's a lot of improv |
| 0:21.2 | I'm just trying to figure out why you would do this why anyone would do this the reason anyone would do this if they could |
| 0:27.4 | Which they can't would be because they could which they can't |
| 0:32.4 | That was a joke humor is the tool of the interesting warning do not confuse any light heartedness in the following video with a |
| 0:39.9 | Glib attitude toward the problem at hand |
| 0:42.6 | He was telling me how he's the Jesse James the Brock and roll and then right in the middle of a sentence |
| 0:49.5 | Coconut fell on his head |
| 0:51.5 | Hey, look here. Why don't we eat us a few thousand bears and you tell me what's buzzing in the big bad city |
| 1:02.3 | Well hello good morning and welcome to a Monday edition of TBTL the show |
| 1:09.4 | That just might be too beautiful to live the vibes will be the illest and the jams narra dick my name is Luke Burbank |
| 1:16.7 | I am your host for yeses and one hell yeah |
| 1:21.0 | Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center perched a top |
| 1:26.5 | Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington the Bay City. It is |
| 1:31.7 | Steamy this morning here in Bellingham and particularly here in the broadcast center |
| 1:36.7 | You never kick a cow turd on a hot day easy Hank Williams |
| 1:41.7 | and well |
| 1:45.0 | Feast your brains on this |
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