Hi, my name is Brighley. I did one once, and to hear the really good joke, what do you get

when you cross a puddle of rooster and a pack of all of snake? A cappas puddle dare?

T-T-B-T-L. Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is? It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Can't you say anything in a normal way? The answer sadly is not yes.

This is the four o'clock to negative town Hallibur. I love these guys. They make funny with their mouths.

And now I'm gonna fill this silence with the words I'm saying right now.

Well, hello, good morning, and welcome to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L. Ziggle's Agate. Let's get back at it. The show. That just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Come into you once again from Portland, Oregon. Looking out on the Willamette River and the Steel Bridge and all of the glorious beauty that is the Rose City.

It's episode 2,947 in a collector series. Apparently I said the wrong number yesterday which touched off a firestorm on Twitter.

Sometimes I'm gonna get the show number wrong. It's just gonna happen.

Sumi. Sumi for what? Is what I would say to all the haters out there. To the lovers, welcome to the program. Oh God.

Haters sounds kind of casual and non-sexual, but lovers, whoo, not a good word to use when you're just starting out an hour of imaginary radio.

What are we gonna talk about that's not unintentionally sexually suggested? Let the fun begin.

Oh I know. There was a story in the New York Times yesterday that we are legally required to discuss today.

Because it was the New York Times, I guess, take. I would call it a sort of room temperature take on podcast.

We are living in the midst of a podcast boom. I don't, I'm still trying to unpack what they were exactly saying.

I think it's that there are too many podcasts or that people start podcasts and they're not good.

And what's interesting is I don't necessarily disagree with anything that was being presented in the article, but I felt deeply furious the whole time I was reading it.

And I'll maybe try to figure out, maybe we can figure out together why that was.

Also, Arby's, maybe they have the meat. The Miami meat tech.

Now they did this thing that like speaking of the New York Times, Arby's made a stunt food product, it's a carrot, actually made out of meat.

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