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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2946: Who Moved My Ducks?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Luke is here to defend the guy caught on tape using his bare feet to browse TV options on an airplane. Andrew is decidedly not. Plus, why you never want to receive a "thumbs up" emoji from Luke.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladders. They can be your stairway to heaven or your ticket to hell. Every year

0:07.1

clueless adults get a pie on ladders while high on beer, wine and other mind

0:13.4

altering lickers. Sure our society makes light of ladders. Champion ladder climbers

0:19.4

grace our every cereal box and ladder themed entertainment keeps our children

0:24.7

in stitches. But in real life these climbing machines can be killing machines.

0:31.7

TVTL

0:37.7

Hey Julia, can you say TPPL?

0:41.7

A, T, B, B, B, B, L.

0:48.7

I'm doing the work. I'm baby stepping. I'm not a slacker.

0:54.7

Look man, you know your stuff but you're like a crazy volcano. You have to show me

0:59.4

you can bring it down a notch. I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to.

1:02.7

Okay, are we done with the business part? I want to start the clown portion of the meeting.

1:06.7

Well hello, good morning and welcome to a Wednesday edition of TVTL. The show. It just might be too beautiful to live.

1:20.7

That's a tuna bro!

1:22.7

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host and I'm going to get all anecdotal on you.

1:26.7

Come India. From the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center perched the top Alabama hill in

1:31.7

Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City, Mai, Omai. How the weather can change in a matter of hours.

1:38.7

Yesterday it was blazing bagels hot in here in the Broadcast Center and today it is cold, wet, clammy,

1:48.7

and gross outside. Also known as July 17th in the year of our Lord 2019 apparently.

1:57.7

The cat has been on a tear this morning. There is something about the soul of a cat.

2:03.7

She, the Bay Kitty of course, her name is Olive. Every time she comes inside and shakes off the wetness because it's raining outside.

2:12.7

She then goes right back to the door and wants to go outside. I let her outside and then she goes, does a loop in the rain,

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