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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2942: As The World Sterns

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Phyllis "P-Fletch" Fletcher swings by to share a leaked video that is BLOWING her damn mind. Plus, the TBTL Summer Games continue with a very Stern quiz and a new experiment involving Blursdays.
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0:00.0

Tim Kremlin. Kremlin advertising. Kremlin advertising? Are you Hank Kremlin son? That I am. Yeah. Hank Kremlin. What a legend.

0:08.4

How is your father? He went insane. He lives in a nut house now. Oh

0:13.8

Well the next time you see him you tell him Sally Palmerance from Chicago said hello. He won't understand that. Talking to him is like talking a bug's bunny

0:22.4

Well, then you tell him what's up doc. Thank you. That'll mean a lot to him.

0:31.0

That first time slammer or in the ring. How do you slam? I don't know you tell me. Are you all right? No

0:42.8

No, I'm confused. Nothing makes sense to me anymore. This face is not my face.

0:48.4

WWW dot this and WWW dot that. Let's WWW dot explain it. Sounds like you're really going through some tough stuff right now. It's too bad

0:56.6

There's not doctors for your mind and I also think it wouldn't hurt you to talk to therapists about your bathroom issues because there's clearly something going on there. My god, man

1:05.4

I'm a hummus morgue. Can we take it? I can only imagine what the audience is thinking

1:09.4

All right, let's not start worrying about the audience today. Hey everybody, welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL

1:24.4

This of course is the show that's certifiably too beautiful to live. What's your story taught to me? Well my name is Andrew Walsh

1:32.4

Luke Burbank is still out on vacation. Last I saw he was tweeting photos of funny signs outside battery stores. So

1:42.4

You know things are going well for him on vacation the rest of us. We are in the midst of something that we are calling the TBTL summer games

1:49.4

Game day bucket go boom. We've been challenging each other and our guests with special quizzes and games all week. I have another fun one today on a topic that I am

1:58.4

Very unfamiliar with. This is very very outside my comfort zone. So we'll see how that goes and guess what day it is?

2:07.4

It's a Thursday. So you know what that means. We have a whole bunch of blurs day messages to share today and I have a good friend here to help me do that.

2:18.4

I'm going to introduce her to you in just a moment, but I got to say

2:23.4

When I invited her to come over and do this show with me today

2:28.4

Her response was I would say right on the line of professionalism. I'm flying in hot for that hottie. Her name is Phyllis P. Fletcher. How you doing P Fletcher?

2:40.4

So he's weird hearing your voice played back, right?

2:45.4

Yeah, how did you get that recording? You know, we're actually colleagues now. Was that was that totally inappropriate?

2:54.4

Was that fine when we were just friends, but now we're friends and colleagues. I got to avoid that flying in for the hottie stuff.

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