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Yeah, I'm your continuing theme about hillbillies in different areas.

You were wondering what they call hillbillies in New Jersey.

And once you get about two and a half hours south, the New York,

do east of Philadelphia, central New Jersey, and south down to Atlantic City,

there's an area called the Pine Barrens, and the people that live there are kind of backwards,

and they smoke a lot of cigarettes, and they drink a lot, and have a high rate of alcohol,

there's a little low rate of education, and they're called piney.

They're the people that have settled there.

The soil is so bad, nothing but scrubby little pine trees grow into ugly little things,

and the soil is incredibly sandy, and acidic, and it's great for growing blueberries and cranberries,

and there's a lot of iron that turns the water kind of yellowish,

and they make candid balls for the Civil War, and haven't really had any manufacturing since then.

So those people are called piney.

Once we were traveling through that area, and I stopped at the bird's shell,

because I saw a screen print of Van Gogh's, sorry, night, obviously a print,

and it was nicely framed and it matched the color of the bathroom that I had just painted,

and the lady sewing it to me said,

It's Van Gogh!

Anyway, they're piney.

Just wanted to let you know, Glory Hall motherfuckers, bye!

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