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Hey guys, this is Annie from Rollyworth, Carolina.

I just wanted to explain once upon a time, it's basically every single Disney character

is related or fucking in some way.

And the lesbian team was between Dorothy, Elizabeth Oz and Little Mad Roddy Hood.

It was very adorable.

Hey, this is the other day.

I was just listening to the, uh, well, it's written episode with, um,

the Ted Cruz for Human Website.

And at the end, when Glenn Beck was talking about it, and he said,

Ted Cruz kept saying,

what the country, I really pictured, uh, the Blues Brothers were, uh, John Blue, she's saying,

the band, man, the band.

That's all.

Glory home, mother fuckers.

In 1994, at age 32, but in fact, he was kidnapped by the Republican Party and essentially

clockwork orange until he became Alex Jones to make their ideas look less crazy by comparison.

He is my absolute favorite conspiracy theory.

And also that guy that calls in and does the impression, he does a damn good job.

Y'all the great dex, glory home.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

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