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Hey guys, so I was really interested in Jim Baker's product study sales and I learned that

as it turns out, you can also in addition to buying his apocalypse wheat, get a bucket of glory holes.

That's right, you can get a year supply of glory holes.

Now, they're kind of expensive, but can you really put a price on a good glory hole?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

But you might be saying, Jim, I don't have enough room for a year supply of glory holes.

Now, if you get creative, you do.

So you can put them all up, put some cardboard on them and bam!

You got a glory hole costing table.

Or you can stack them up and throw a air mattress on them and there you go.

You got a glory hole bit, which, you know, honestly, is probably the best that you can really get.

So I would recommend this to everybody, glory hole.

Hi, I'm Tessa, this is me and I just wasn't doing episode where you guys were talking about corn.

And I had to call in because I don't know if I like calling as much as guys, but corn is awesome.

It's educational.

The only kind of corn that I don't really like is like, I don't like corn.

It's in a foreign language.

And I don't like corn when it's like in public and outside because I'm always like, oh, no, it's written in a season.

Even though I'm looking at them, I literally get anxious about people having such outside.

I'm worried that children will see them with something, or something.

The other thing that I can't stand in corn is when they play music instead of letting people hear like whatever dirty talks they're saying.

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