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🗓️ 6 December 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply check the Uber app. |
0:20.0 | What would make this the the best Christmas ever? |
0:22.8 | Bringing home the biggest tree to decorate, |
0:25.2 | or if the whole family got together? |
0:27.4 | Or maybe a winning lotto ticket. |
0:29.8 | Well, don't miss how. |
0:31.0 | There's still time to get yours. This Saturday, it could be you. |
0:34.8 | Lotto from the National Lottery. Play on app. |
0:37.2 | Account terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. The Hello! I want to tell you a story but it's such a humiliating story that I haven't said it out |
1:07.1 | yet. So I'm not quite sure how to make all the moving parts fit together. |
1:11.3 | Well, I'm thrilled excited excited go. But the headline is for once it wasn't my fault the humiliation wasn't my fault. |
1:22.0 | Okay. It was my wife Sarah. Oh, I'm actually |
1:26.3 | think more excited now. Oh right. So I can't remember if I mentioned maybe three four months ago we went out on a first date with another couple |
1:39.7 | you know you meet someone you have a bit of a click with and then there's the |
1:46.3 | suggestion that you and their partner should go out and we all went out and kind of had a nice time. |
1:55.0 | But I thought, I don't know that they're ever going to want to spend time with us again. |
1:59.0 | Best the attitude. |
2:00.0 | Well, part of it was we got there to an announcement and the |
2:08.3 | announcement was that the woman was pregnant and they were saving that news up for us. |
2:15.0 | So there was like big congratulations. |
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