Episode 290: Standing Chair

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2016

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:16.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	Recording live from Glor-Hole Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Dissonance.
0:46.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism
0:51.0	and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
0:56.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome mat.
1:01.0	This is episode number 290 of Cognitive Dissonance.
1:05.0	We are creeping up, Cecil. We're almost at that 300 mark.
1:09.0	We have to figure out if we're going to do something for that.
1:11.0	I think we should just hold the hot gates at Thermopoly.
1:14.0	That seems like sweaty.
1:16.0	What else can we do?
1:18.0	Good thing is here.
1:19.0	Automatically I have a six pack.
1:22.0	I'm interested in the six pack.
1:24.0	I hope they're tall boys.
1:26.0	If I get a six pack, I'm willing to do it.
1:29.0	The thing is, I feel like I can hold the gates just if you can wedge me into the tank.
1:33.0	It's like when she gets stuck in your vacuum.
1:36.0	It's going to be no problem.
1:39.0	We're fucking literally all the Persians.
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