Oh, yeah, uh-huh, listen up. Yeah, I can see you new to this. You ain't got no job, you ain't got no job ain't got no experience.

You're entry level.

You ain't got no qualifications, baby.

Your entry level.

Your entry level, your entry level,

your entry level level baby.

Oh yeah.

Hey everybody.

Thanks for listening to today's episode and I thought we would

uh, mix it up a little bit. Start reading some listener mail before the

interviews just because I've been getting so many insane stories emailed

into entry-level with Brooks Wheelin at gmail.com and they kill me

they're so funny they're great I quit stories they're great being fired stories and

they're just insane job stories that I thought it'd be stupid not to start sharing them with you guys on the

podcast and just make it about everybody. And the first job I'm going to share is a little long but it is fucking nuts. I couldn't believe I was reading it and it comes from Jake. I won't say his last name. It's just Jake. So I'm going to skim it and you guys can find out about this pretty illegal human body burial that he had to do as a handy man.

So just a heads up. All right. So it starts off, hey man, I got a job as a

handyman assistant in this bank building because my friend's mom was the

building manager and had to replace her son when she had to fire him.

I already liked this story. It's great. The building was owned by three old rich dudes,

one of which was a total lunatic. He'll come in to play later.

One Friday, John, the guy assist calls and asks

if I want to make some extra money helping him and Cody.

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