Episode 289: Ba'll Worship

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Cruz Tries To Rewrite History, Claims He 'Denounced' Radical 'Kill-The-Gays' Pastor Glenn Beck Claims That Ted Cruz 'Chewed Out' His Staff For Allowing Him To Appear At Kevin Swanson's 'Kill The Gays' Rally - Jim Bakker: Decorate Your Living Room With Food Buckets! Glenn Beck Says Nobody Can Understand The Moses-Like Burden That Ted Cruz Carries 'We Are Toast': Glenn Beck Does Not Appreciate Being Mocked For Warning About Baal Worship

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:06.0	Hey guys, this is Alex Jones.
0:09.0	It's not human intelligence.
0:12.0	Glory Hall.
0:14.0	Hey, this is Deseret Dave and San Antonio.
0:16.0	I just had a thought.
0:18.0	I only went for the week.
0:20.0	You know, Jesus was a Jew and all the first followers were Jews.
0:25.0	You can say that Christianity came from the Jews, but if Christians came from Jews, why are there still Jews?
0:34.0	Checkmate, Christian.
0:36.0	Hello, this is Presidential.
0:39.0	Hopefully Bernie Sanders and I want to tell you something.
0:42.0	I want to tell you something.
0:43.0	For too long, the 1% have helped sway over 99% of the US population glory hall.
0:51.0	We got a, we got a, we got a, we got a two foot.
0:54.0	Hey guys, this is Graham from Richmond.
0:57.0	You know, I got to be honest Bernie Sanders has been living in my crawl space the last week like a bridge troll.
1:04.0	And apparently he cares about all types of inequality.
1:08.0	Glory Hall guys.
1:09.0	Have a wonderful evening.
1:22.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended.
1:27.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
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