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Oh, what on?

I had a spillage just now.

And you were very good.

I didn't do anything, did I?

If you didn't do anything, you really gave the impression of doing something because this is how it goes

If I'm around at someone's house or anywhere really and they knock something over

I don't feel that as much I can be doing. But I don't just want to stand there being a passive observer.

So I'm flapping around of trying to pass things over, but really sorting out the spillage tends to be a one-person job.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I really felt like you had my back there.

I didn't just sit here doing nothing.

I tell you what I did, I did a lot of reassuring, I said twice, I think you've managed to avoid any

electricals. Yes, yes you did, yeah, yeah, but I also feel there was a bit, you did a bit

of mopping, I think, you did some dabbing?

I got a bit of toilet paper and there was a bit of a drip that was coming

dangerously near your nice top so I

mocked up the drip for you. It's not a nice top by the way. Oh it's a nice mustard sweater I like it.

Good colour on you. Oh really? Oh really? That's very. Anyway, I want to thank you. Okay. Also, thank you for all the clippings you've sent me this week.

Oh, my pleasure. As we said last week, I'm sort of a bit more housebound than it.

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