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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 287: Deep in the Glory Hole with David Michael

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2016

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Rick Wiles: Muslims Have Taken Over America! Cruz's Call To 'Patrol And Secure Muslim Neighborhoods' Echoes Demands Of Extremist Advisers Alex Jones Proves Obama Is Demonic: A Fly Once Landed On Him Colorado Republican Senate Candidate: Fracking Doesn’t Cause Earthquakes; God Does! Sharon Slater: Sex Ed Is Planned Parenthood Plot To Make Money Off HIV Treatments & Condoms Pastor fails to resurrect after telling people to bury him alive Bryan Fischer: Woman Who Have Abortions Should Not Be Punished Because They Don't Know Any Better

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

0:05.5

Hey, this is Joe, a patron from Colorado and full-time class director.

0:12.5

Just one to let you know something I believe in that there is gold at the bottom of the glory hole.

0:19.5

Hey guys, Molly here with this interior latest episode where you're talking about a good developmentally disabled.

0:26.5

I spent the last 15 years my entire career working with a developmentally disabled from clients as advanced to be able to own their own homes and drive their own cars.

0:37.5

We just need a little decision-making help down to individuals who couldn't walk, talk, eat, feed or sit themselves without assistance.

0:48.5

If I knew I was going to have a developmentally disabled child, I most definitely would have boarded.

0:54.0

And I work with the field every single day. And as for abuse, I can tell you that one out of every three of my clients will at some point in their lives be sexually abused, one out of two of those will be sexually abused more than one.

1:10.5

And the majority of those will be sexually abused by staff or family. And most of them are not going to be born into families that are going to take care of them.

1:23.0

Most of them will end up in group homes where people like me take care of them for the rest of their lives.

1:27.5

So getting rid of abortion for the developmentally disabled, the only thing that's up-securing is my job. Thanks guys, glory hole.

1:36.5

Hey Cecil, hey Tom, this is Josh from California, Florida. And also I'm three weeks in and 152 episodes.

1:47.5

I'll change you a back out loud and I'll have something to love every goddamn second of it.

1:54.5

Keep it going, glory hole and that's what's related.

1:59.5

Hey people and Tom, this is Audrey from Ohio. I just wondered if anybody else noticed that when Gwen Beck was praying about Tom Cruise, it totally sounded like Dr. Seuss.

2:09.5

I prayed by myself, I prayed on a show, I prayed with a friend, I prayed to be in.

2:16.5

And I thought that was kind of fitting because I'm sure he'll really go, I really enjoyed that. I want you to play with a box and in a box.

2:24.5

And on a boat, I need you to go. You can see the idea. Anyway, glory hole, please guys.

2:30.5

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason.

3:01.5

Recording live from glory hole studios in Chicago. This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

3:18.5

We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us hard.

3:26.5

It's skeptical, it's political and there is no welcome back. This is episode 287 of cognitive dissonance.

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