Episode #2862: They Fugetaboutited It!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2019
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Luke's stay in the Barton Fink Hotel is getting weirder. Also, he just got his photo taken for a CBS ID card, and it is...not good.n
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, yeah, your first solstice games. Wow. I remember my first time. I was 23 and I had just |
| 0:10.0 | found out I was allergic to caches. Cool. I don't think that I should participate. |
| 0:14.2 | Don't worry about it. It's not about who wins and loses. You know, it's just about |
| 0:16.9 | team building. There's no eye in solstice. But there's, yes, there is. Yes. I've actually |
| 0:21.1 | been trying to get them to change it to a Y for a long time. |
| 0:30.1 | We are addicted to podcasts. It's crazy, but we listen to them when we're doing |
| 0:35.6 | the dishes. Don't tell people that Chris, it's so random. What did you think about |
| 0:42.2 | the ride? It was great. You're probably, I've never been on a ride to television before, |
| 0:48.8 | but I probably sometimes I don't watch this. I don't watch the news because I'm a kid |
| 0:56.6 | and I probably every time I probably a grandpa just gives me a remote after he |
| 1:01.0 | watched a power ball. The story of this situation is it's extremely personal. |
| 1:05.9 | We are not ramping down. We're just getting started. Nothing stops this train. Nothing. |
| 1:18.8 | Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that |
| 1:27.8 | just might be too beautiful to live. Ziggle Zaggett, let's get back at it. My name is |
| 1:33.2 | Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you from the Southern tip of Central Park in |
| 1:42.6 | the Big Apple. Once again, broadcasting from what I'm calling the Barton Fink Suite, where |
| 1:50.1 | it has been once again, somewhat on the steamy side. It's going to be very hot, going to |
| 1:57.1 | be very uncomfortable for everybody. I went downstairs to hear at the parker hotel |
| 2:02.5 | and explained to them that it was about 90 degrees in the room and they said, we'll fix |
| 2:06.2 | it. Then I went to work over at CBS Television and then I came back later and I guess they |
| 2:11.3 | had fixed it in a kind of novel way, which I'll explain coming up. Let's see, it's |
| 2:17.1 | episode 2,862 in a collector series. This is going to be a fun show. We have tons to |
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