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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 286: Pubic Bump

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2016

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Gov. Pence signs controversial abortion restriction bill into law Woman WHIPPED by Sharia police until she PASSES OUT for having sex at Brit tourist hotspot Teachers burn 'devil-worshipping' student in Nairobi The crux of the matter: The Filipinos crucified on Good Friday UPDATE: Pastor abandons sealed coffin, will use tent instead Glenn Beck: Ted Cruz Is Divinely Anointed And Has Been 'Raised From Birth' To Save This Nation Jim Bakker: Government Will 'Mow Down' Christians For Praying

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock.

0:06.5

Hi Tom and Cecil. This is Graham Todd from Richmond, Virginia again. Now, you know, I was listening to

0:11.8

uh, I was listening to your episode today and you were talking about a host of a radio show called

0:17.5

Coast to Coast AM. That man was a man named George Norrie and a funny story. I used to be in a

0:22.8

band called Chasing Aeros and George Norrie would randomly play us. We never sent him anything

0:30.3

but he was like, hey, you're some band fan on the internet. So yeah, that happened. So uh,

0:36.0

y'all the wonderful day and uh, glory hole. Hey guys, I got some bad news. Um, turns out

0:43.2

against my better judgment, God doesn't fact that he's this. And I figured this out because I got

0:48.6

a call from him the other day. Uh, he's actually a truck driver. He was on 65. I thought you guys

0:54.4

might be playing a joke on me, but sure enough it was a genuine call. He said, hey, hey, where are

0:59.1

you guys located? I got a load to deliver. I'm on 65. My GPS went off through and I just, I just

1:05.2

don't know where to turn. Give me a call back now. Glory, how?

1:10.4

Hey Cecil and Tom Tom and Cecil, the sustain here at Arkansas. I thought I'd let you know that

1:16.5

Milksong are actually pretty easy to find. You've just got to find the hipsters and they'll be

1:21.7

able to point you in the right direction. Uh, if the hipsters don't work, go to a whole food market.

1:27.2

You'll probably find some foodies that will swear by uh, hand-milk flour. Anyway, uh, glory hole. Keep

1:34.4

up for good work.

1:45.6

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

1:51.2

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

2:04.5

So

2:14.8

Recording from glory hole studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance. Every episode

2:21.6

we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence

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