There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left.

That's when the cannonball is started.

What was that?

Man, oh man. Norwegian is just difficult to learn. It's difficult to read. It's difficult to say.

But I also, this is what I'm going to say. I'm looking at you, Kissel. I'm looking at you, dog meat.

Neither one of you decided to bring your mule near.

I feel nude without it. I feel without courage, without valor, without assertiveness,

which are the main qualities of the God Thor of the Isir branch of the tree of life.

I'm fully into it now. This is wonderful. I can't wait to get to today's episode.

Last podcast on the left. I'm Ben Kissel. That's Marcus Parks.

We have Henry Zabrowski in full. Just man, you're into it.

Yeah. It's almost like he adopts anything that's put in front of him.

Scientology.

I don't know. It's very slowly absorbent.

I just have it. I kind of have that ability because I'll talk about it. It's a very provocative religion.

It's all right. We're on the Norwegian black metal part two.

So around the same time that Uranamus opened up his record shop, Hylveta, a young man from Bergen on the west coast of Norway named Varg Vikernis showed up on the scene.

Oh God.

He's here to be exhausted. I like Varg Vikernis. He sounds like a kicker.

Look at, look at, unbelievable NFL kicker.

He does sound like the least talented person on an NFL football like a team.

So Varg, born Christian Larson Vikernis, had spent part of his childhood in the middle east where his father had worked for Saddam Hussein.

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