I got punched in the bathroom one time.

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there was no teacher in the room but i did snitch the moment the teacher came back i said she just

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support us and expand the community and have some fun and that's it yeah i'm just going to uh

do the podcast now i'm tired like i want to do it and i'm like this is great but i'm tired i know

that happens to me every time i go to New York. I'm like, I just pack it, try and get everything in. And then I'm like on my way scurrying to go do another spot or whatever. And I just see people at cafes just like outside with wine and food. I'm like, those people are living. Yeah, I wish I had not said yes to the comedy store show tonight. I have my own show, so it's nice, but I wish that I was not doing that. Yeah. It's your own show? It's at 10.30. I want to be asleep. Yeah, exactly. I think someone asked me to do a 1030, like, a game show there. Yeah. Is that the way you doing? Yeah, maybe. I know that's what they're doing that also there. No, it's my show where I'm doing stand-up. Oh, cool. So it's, you know, it's fun. That's what I like to do, but not at 10.30. I know. A sweet 8 o'clock. They keep putting me. I did 10 o'clock in Vegas recently, and I was like, this is not selling well because I'm not a... Oh, at the, at the Venetian? Yeah. Yeah, I was there the last weekend that they did the early one at 8. And the guy's like, yeah, so we're moved. This is the last weekend in the showroom. we're going to move it and go to this bigger space. And the show's going to be at 10. And I was like, well, it was nice working with you. Yeah. My people are in bed by 10. I'm not a 10 p.m. crowd either. The show was pretty good. It ended up being good in the end, but yeah, I'm not a 10 p.m. crowd. It's not, I don't think, I mean, you talk to Kathleen Madigan, a whole bunch of great comics. When they're adding a second show, they're going four. Oh, yeah. Rather than later. Yeah. And I haven't done that yet, but it's, I want to just do the 4 p.m. show. Just do four and then go to dinner. Yeah, be done. Be done. That's what that's, that's where it's at for me. Yeah, that would be perfect. Yeah. Congratulations on the special. Thank you. It's really great. Thank you. It's really funny. And we just hung out a little bit earlier you really really just make me laugh it's just

you're just you just i don't i just you get me like there's certain comics as you know in all in life

there's certain comics that just get you and uh make you laugh uncontrollably and i find myself

giggling like a little kid.

Well, I appreciate that.

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