He will be in room 237 and you have free Wi-Fi there also from 6 a.m. to 10 a.m.

Every morning. There's a free continental breakfast all the European countries lay before me

where should I fly too first? The pit of the doughnut. Thank you, Turkey. Buckle up.

Let's see where we shall go next. Ah, the Danish. Clearly from Brussels. Hello Greece.

Where the yogurt flows like water. Yes, I could go good but to stay. And who are you, my little friend?

Not a spoon, not a fork, but something in between a football. But will you think of next Germany?

T-T-B-T-L. Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Brother, who are you? What are you doing? I'm with the news, dude. What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?

Breakfast. Family. Family, right? I thought you meant the things you eat. They say, you snooze, you lose. Well, we snossed. Look what we lost.

Hello everybody. Good morning to you and welcome to a Friday. A.M. Early Blurg gets the show up at the pod crack of dawn.

Oh, dark, surety. T-B-T-L morning wood. You like a podcast edition of the program? Is it too early to finish sandwich?

This right here, this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. First of all, you must wear pants for this.

And my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. First things first. I love my job.

Coming to you from the palatial offices of live wire radio, perched above Mississippi Avenue, right here in Portland, Oregon, the Rose City.

How are you, everybody? Say it's a it's a gray but promising day here in Portland, Oregon.

Weather is supposed to be pretty decent. I am as are many of you working for the weekend. Very excited to be here talking to you, but also very excited to wrap this week up.

It was a it was a fun experimental, but fairly busy week for me. And I think we have we've got a fun show in store for you're going to go out with a bang here on episode 2773 in a collector series.

Let the fun begin in our continuing Australia coverage. It turns out that that Australian accent, which is is maligned by people in in Britain and is humorously impersonated by people named me.

It turns out it's actually. There's something to it. It's a more difficult language to impersonate than you would think Australia is a wonderful island.

And Australians are just as unique, both warm and direct article in the New York Times, kind of breaking down the Australian accent.

They did not cite me specifically as one of the people who like to say put another shrimp on the Bobby.

But I felt like they were writing the article about me when they talk about terrible Australian impressions. So we'll we'll get into that.

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