It's a little chilly today, so I got my comfort blanket on.

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You know, I've been meaning to mention this, I keep forgetting. Mike Johnson has the best command voice you're ever going to hear. And what you should listen to is not just that he's got a nice sounding voice, but that when he's talking with any authority, he always goes down on the end of

the sentence. Because if you go up at the end of your sentence, if you go up at the end of your

sentence, you sound like a valley girl, but also you sound like you're not so sure. We should

start a war and put all of our money into it. That just

sounds like you have no confidence. But Mike Johnson, when he talks, he's got the voice thing down.

He always ends lower than he starts. We're going to settle the budget. We're going to get it

done by Tuesday. We're going to make sure that the country is free.

That is a really, really good persuasion.

Just ending lower.

That's all you have to do.

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