It's called coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better day.

But if you'd like to taste this experience up beyond even Super Bowl levels, all you need for that is a cup or mugger a glass, a tanker, cheliorstein, a canteen, jugger, flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparallel pleasure.

The dopamine end of the day. The thing that makes everything better,

it's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens.

Yeah, that's right. Right now. Go.

Extraordinary.

So, so good.

Well, did anybody watch that thing called the Super Bowl?

I did.

I was mostly working at the same time in drawing.

But I was entertained because I didn't care about either team.

I'll tell you one thing.

I had somewhat cheekily said that the Kansas City Chiefs would win

because they had the best story, meaning that a three-beat, especially if Trump is there,

you know, he predicted they might win. Taylor Swift is there.

It definitely seemed like the best story would be if the Chiefs won.

Now, I made my prediction.

Having never watched either the Kansas Chiefs or the Eagles play even once in the entire season, didn't see

their team even once. However, having watched them playing in the Super Bowl, I'm pretty sure

if I'd watched either one of them play even once, or if I'd watched the Eagles play, I'm pretty

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