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Now we're talking.

Well, if you're thinking it's Saturday, so is Owen going to do his spaces?

Not today. Spaces will be on Sunday after the show.

There are several stories in the news today about trans, and I'm going to ignore all of them.

Because I feel manipulated.

You know what I mean?

Every time I see a trans story of any kind, I think to myself, you know, it was only a few years ago there were zero.

And then suddenly it's like one of the main things in the news.

There's no way that's organic. And it's no way that's national news.

All right.

There's somebody who's trans and somebody called them the wrong pronoun.

I don't care.

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