Episode 274 - Chapo Trap House Presents: It's A Willderful Life (12/24/18)

Chapo Trap House

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🗓️ 24 December 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas! Here's our gift to the world: "It's A Willderful Life" A Radio Play By Chapo Trap House featuring the voices of: Will Menaker as Himself Virgil Texas as Himself/Clarence the Angel Amber Frost as Herself/God Matt Christman as Himself/Mr. Podder/Old Man Felix Beiderman as Himself Chris Wade as Himself/Podcast Inspector James Adomian as Bernie Sanders Katherine Krueger as Herself Adam Friedland as Himself Stavros Halkias as HImself and Nick Mullen as Himself/Tiny Dick Salesman

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0:00.0	south
0:30.0	so you guys want to do a Christmas episode again this year?
0:52.9	no fuck no Christmas is identity politics that's true and I don't want to sit around having to write
0:59.6	something I mean I'm gonna write a podcasting to you right we're gonna write another 40 page script guys
1:05.2	guys the last Christmas episode was a triumph I don't come on it's just too much work too a little
1:10.8	reward the hogs don't even care I enjoy flexing my producing muscles I mean if it really
1:16.3	matters you that much I want will why don't you tell that story about what happened to you last week
1:20.9	so I should just instead of do a crit and do a Christmas episode you just want me to tell you
1:24.6	about something that happened to me oh yeah that's easier than getting sober and writing something
1:29.2	anything that doesn't involve having to write well glad you asked because this little
1:35.8	personal anecdote does have a fairly charming Christmas theme to it my story begins in Christian
1:43.6	heaven the heaven for Christians
2:03.9	you're god please help will we love will I love that boy your lord what you over him tonight
2:10.4	god please help will he's such a dry dick random I love him I love him I'm a mocee like him in high I
2:17.2	know everything to Wilmaneker and chop Oh Trap House help him dear father hey everyone it's god here a
2:23.2	lot of people ask you for help for a podcaster named Wilmaneker tonight's his crucial night I'll have
2:28.8	to send someone down immediately who's turn is it oh it's that asshole Clarins's turn he hasn't
2:34.8	got his cat ears and for Sony yet has he we've passed him up right along he's got the IQ of a
2:40.3	gamer but the faith of a child simple why did you send for me Clarins a man in his podcast down on
2:47.2	earth needs our help oh splendid is he sick no worse he's feeling cute and sad our end at exactly
2:54.4	10 45 pm tonight earth time that man will be thinking seriously of throwing away my greatest gift
3:00.8	his podcast oh dear oh dear his podcast and I only have four hours to get ready I've got to use
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