All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So you got to have all the fun last week, and I get to talk about some of my fun this week, which I'm very excited about. First, we want to say

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When you do that, you're going to be able to try all of the features of Cassidy free for an entire month. So you can see all of the events happening in your area. You can also just see all the sexy people in your area that you may want to connect with one-on-one or two-on-two or one-on-two. So if you want to try it free, again, all you have to do is go to frontboard swingers.com. Click on the Cassidy banner, try it for a month. We hope you love it as much as we do. So it's been a fun week for me anyway. I got to have some slutty fun on Monday. And that was the first, well, Jesus, I, you know, I'm such a fucking slut. I'm like, oh, it was so long since the last time I fucked anyone. It was actually like 10 days.

Barely 10 days. Nine days. Yeah, it wasn't that long ago. But for me, that's a lot. And you and I weren't even really playing because we weren't feeling well. No, terrible head cold. So we were just kind of down and, you know, just taking it easy. But yeah, it seems like a long time ago. It really isn't. Well, by the time Wes came over on Monday, I was like a fucking wild animal.

I'm sure. But yeah, it seems like a long time ago. It really isn't. Well, by the time Wes came over on Monday, I was like a fucking wild animal that had just been let out of a cage for the first time in nine years, not nine days. That's what it fucking felt. Like I was like rabid for a cock, man. Well, now, you know, I've got both of my regular play partners reaching out because it's been a while since I've seen either of them.

Yeah.

They're missing the Brian Cock. And it's like, so when are you guys getting back? How soon can I see you? I'm like, I'm not sure how I'm going to figure this out. I don't know. A lot going on. I'm going to get it all handled. Poor Brian. this morning.

Has so many hot women

lusting after his cock.

So what time were you getting back?

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