Hello everyone and welcome to the Stephen King cast, One Man's Musings on the Works of Stephen King.

Everyone, hello, listen, I'm sorry.

I apologize and I apologize that my episodes tend to begin with apologies because, yes, once upon a time, this was a weekly podcast at its most prolific.

There were multiple episodes sometimes being dropped throughout the week.

I think there was one day in the summer 2015, I think, where I dropped like six episodes in a day.

Those days are done.

And I do apologize.

And I want to thank everyone who has stuck around despite the long gaps in between episodes.

But I do want to reassure you this podcast is not going anywhere.

I have not given up on it.

I have not given up on you.

It's just that I have completed the original mission statement,

which is to go through the works with Stephen King and the chronological order of publication.

I've done some cleanup episodes.

I kind of just, you know, bandied and meandered around the world of Stephen King and horror in general. I did my, my endings of

Stephen King. You know, so I'm still here. I'm still going to be reviewing the books when they

come out. And what I wanted to do today

was I wanted to tackle what I'm going to call. This episode is going to be called Baby's First

Horror. And what I mean is this. So, you know, those of you who have been listening for the last, and this is crazy to say,

you ready, okay, you know, sit down for this because it is the acknowledgement of the existence

and terrors of time. But this has been on for 10 years now.

We have been doing this for 10 years.

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