All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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It was hot.

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I'll just say that.

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That's what happens when you go to a drag show Saturday morning for brunch. It's, it's actually the culmination of so many things. It's secrets, it's weather change, it's travel, it's, you know, getting a little bit of a cold coming back from traveling, and then it's shouting my fucking brains out at drag brunch with my friends yesterday. Yeah. But I'm going to say totally worth it.

I'm sorry that I sound like shit, but it was fucking worth it. Well, it's a new spot that's opened up. We are not giving the name of it away. I am not doing that anymore. We're gatekeeping that shit. I'm not giving it up anymore. People are just, we can't even get into our favorite spots anymore. It's gotten fucking ridiculous. Now, F1 is over here.

Oh, thank God.

So I'm curious, we should

probably maybe, you know, take a ride over to this trip, just walk around, see if we can even move around. I'm just curious to see what it looks like now. Are you insane? Well, we just passed the airport on the way to the studio. There isn't a single fucking airplane on the tarmac. That's true. It is quiet here.

So weird.

Yeah.

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