All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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It was hot.

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So I had quite a wild time in the Lone Star State.

Let me tell you about it.

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Click on the Cassidy banner to get started today for free for a month. So, Austin was badass. Your first time in Austin. You've been to Texas many times now, but Austin, this was your first. My favorite Texas city, one of my favorite cities in the world. I absolutely loved Austin. You know my favorite thing about the city, though, was how friendly everyone was. Oh, yeah, of course. It brought me back to Montana, parts of Montana anyway. Yeah, for sure. Where it's like everyone says hi to everyone. Everyone smiles at everyone. I literally bumped into a guy and he apologized to me before I could apologize to him. I mean, it's just one of those cities where you feel like everyone's happy to be there, too. Well, they're happy to be in Austin. Everyone's happy to live there. Exactly. Just like, yeah, just like the town we lived in, just like a lot of places we've been to. But Austin has But not that many places, in my opinion. The only other one I can think of that was that friendly on the road was, no, not even Portland. I don't portland's that friendly interesting i thought so i thought

so i think portland's a very fun funky city i wouldn't call it an overly friendly city i thought of

Nashville oh Nashville for sure Nashville everyone was so freaking nice everywhere you went it's the

southern hospitality thing it really does live in places like that but austin is it's got my heart

man i love it i miss it i've been there so long. It had so many amazing experiences.

I was really disappointed that I wasn't able to share some of those things with you because the city is completely different. I didn't recognize most of it. So, yeah, there was some things I couldn't show you. Yeah. And traffic, of course, was an absolute nightmare. there. Okay, the best part of it, aside from our event, which we did, we hosted the Real Hot Wives of Austin at Collette, Austin, which fabulous club, fabulous staff. Can not say enough about the staff in Austin at Collette. But the second highlight of the trip was we were literally just walking around downtown Austin. And I was like, oh, here's clearly where all the gay bars are at because it's a bunch of

rainbow flags.

We're on 4th Street.

So it wasn't like if you're going to find what we found, that's where you're going to

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