Episode #2706: Someone's Got A Case Of The Used-Tos
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2018
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew reveal their haircut secrets and their barbershop conundrums. Plus, why a Mexican drug lord is causing traffic havoc in NYC and how McDonald's is replacing employees with robots.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, then Tucker was a final man, washed his face with a frying pan, combed his hair with |
| 0:05.8 | a wagon wheel, dyed with a toothache, and his heel, get out the way for Olden Tucker. |
| 0:11.0 | He's too late to get his supper, supper's over, and then his cookin' Olden Tucker just |
| 0:16.2 | stands there lookin' out. |
| 0:19.9 | Oh, thank you, Chuck, and can I ask, how is your podcast going? |
| 0:29.2 | I don't have a podcast. |
| 0:30.9 | What? You don't have a podcast? Oh my God, what's wrong with you, Grandma? Save it, and |
| 0:36.2 | tell me about it on my new podcast. What's wrong with you, Grandma? |
| 0:39.8 | Hey, my name is the Rolly Pulley Teddy Bear. Rolly and I pulley? |
| 0:46.2 | Just a joke, because if it is a joke, I just want to say that I get a joke and I'm in on it. |
| 0:51.2 | Also, it's in his way, yes. |
| 1:00.2 | Rudy, are you ready for this? |
| 1:03.1 | Beech ya. Beech ya, another roasted salted-blanced Virginia peanut. |
| 1:09.3 | Anybody want me peanut? |
| 1:11.3 | To keep you here, I am not above bribery to have the pod dog hang out with me here in the |
| 1:17.9 | broadcast center. On a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL, this right here, this is the |
| 1:22.3 | show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:26.2 | My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:28.0 | I'm an activist and a house party enthusiast, and so I was starting the show. |
| 1:33.0 | I tossed her the pod dog, I tossed her a peanut. |
| 1:36.5 | It bounced on top of her head and went behind her and she can't find it. |
| 1:40.6 | She has like the instincts, the tracking instincts of something that's terrible at tracking. |
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