Episode #2701: R U Naveling Navels Navel Me?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2018
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew kick off the show with some classic garbage anxiety and neighbor etiquette #content. Plus, according to the New York Times, Ludacris might be standing behind you at the Whole Foods checkout line right this very moment.
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| 0:00.0 | 5-6-7-8 |
| 0:02.0 | Tried and gum is the chewiest gum |
| 0:05.0 | Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth |
| 0:08.0 | Your teeth are bones that live outside |
| 0:10.0 | They hang from your lips like bats |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, outside bones, outside bones |
| 0:16.0 | Never forget, teeth are thy bones |
| 0:18.0 | They bones that you wash and when you're a kid |
| 0:21.0 | They fall from your head |
| 0:23.0 | And to make things as weird we say |
| 0:25.0 | They got stolen by a demon that's your parent |
| 0:28.0 | No! |
| 0:31.0 | Tried it! |
| 0:33.0 | In lieu of my usual audition piece |
| 0:36.0 | I was a jingle for gum I just made up |
| 0:38.0 | T-B-T-L |
| 0:44.0 | Hi there, my name is Nick |
| 0:46.0 | I'm looking to talk to Andrew Walsh |
| 0:48.0 | I'm from the New York Times Book Department |
| 0:50.0 | We're gonna have to pass on your memoir entitled |
| 0:52.0 | Cat with a Hot Dog Story |
| 0:54.0 | Thank you |
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