Episode #2700: The Natural Habitat Of The Blue-Billed Cuck

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2018

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Carey had to take The Bay Kitty to the vet for a medical emergency. Luke fills-us in on that adventure. He and Andrew also discuss blue pills, red pills, and how Andrew's perfect neighborhood just got perfecter.

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0:00.0	The video shows Robbie Stratton running through a convenience store with an alligator in his hands.
0:04.8	He takes the animal in the beer fridge as well.
0:07.2	I don't even remember coming up here.
0:08.6	We asked Stratton where the alligator came from.
0:11.1	No clue.
0:12.7	No clue.
0:13.8	This store sells some good liquor.
0:16.2	I drink a lot of it that night.
0:18.0	They tell me what I do is stupid and I'll be facing some charges here soon.
0:23.2	Probably go to jail, probably not.
0:25.2	We'll see.
0:30.8	When I eat hot cheetos, I get crazy.
0:33.6	I just love hot cheetos!
0:35.6	I love all sorts of hot cheetos!
0:38.6	Oh, daddy's going to dish out some daddy discipline as a fellow daddy.
0:43.2	I approve.
0:43.8	Stop saying, Daddy.
0:44.6	You got a proper bearing.
0:45.6	I'm not handling this well.
0:47.2	I don't feel competent.
0:48.2	I'm depressed.
0:48.8	We're the number one show in hospitals and on sinking riverboat casinos.
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