Episode 270: ‘Quarterly Report’ (Matthew Beld)
Bawdy Storytelling
Dixie De La Tour
4.7 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2023
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Does it turn you on when your Dom ignores you and watches South Park while you’re choking on their massive meatstick? Non-binary writer & comedian Matthew Beld matches with bootycall-to-be JDaddy on 3 different Hookup sites in the same day, and Matthew’s attempts at radical honesty help them communicate clearly - and get exactly what they want. Plus Dixie gets a message: her secret storytelling methods helped a Bawdy Superfan not just get a great new job, but played a big part in keeping Barbie’s Trans / Non-binary family safe from impending Anti-Trans legislation in the South. Never forget: Telling your story can change your life!
Song: ’Downtown’ (Peaches)
Queer | Firsts l LGBTQIA+ l Trifecta l OKCupid | Adam4Adam | Grindr | Hung l Public Sex | Bottom l BDSM l Spanking l Pawn Stars l Degradation l Ignored l Online Dating | Radical Honesty | Sexual Conversation l Booty Call l Trysexual l Jockstrap l Military l Uniform l Humiliation l Outdoors l Ambien l Pain l Restriction l Dom l Handcuffs l Boy l Wikipedia l Blowjob l South Park l Poppers l Chain l Cuddling l Open Communication l No Judgment l Tied Up l
About our Storyteller:
Matthew Beld is a non-binary writer and comedian living in San Francisco, CA. They have performed at shows around the Bay Area including Bawdy Storytelling, KQED StoryCorps, Submission Comedy, and About Last Night. They write and teach with sketch comedy troupe Killing My Lobster and co-host the Strut Queer Open Mic in the Castro. You can find their writing about transgender livin' on the Broke-Ass Stuart website.
https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/03/13/transgender-crying-san-francisco/
https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/05/01/transamerica-pyramid-restoration-transgender/
https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/04/10/fertility-san-francisco-spring/
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast contains true stories of sex, kink, gender, or body image. |
| 0:08.2 | Thanks for being a consenting adult, because here we go. |
| 0:11.9 | All of my life, I've never fit, but I won't complain and I won't quit. |
| 0:19.2 | I am enormous. Get used to it. Everyone tells me I'm too much. |
| 0:30.9 | Maybe it's just you're not enough for me. Can you see? I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be. |
| 0:42.3 | Hey, my vagina is eight miles wide. |
| 0:46.3 | Absolutely everyone can come inside. |
| 0:50.3 | If you're ever brightened, you're running hide. |
| 0:53.3 | My vagina is eight miles wide. |
| 1:01.7 | Why? |
| 1:04.8 | Hi there, and welcome to the body storytelling podcast. |
| 1:08.8 | I'm sexual folklorist Dixie D A Tour, and this week we have a story |
| 1:12.3 | from non-binary writer and comedian Matthew Belled. Hey, Dixie, it's Barbie, you're superfan. I wanted to |
| 1:19.5 | let you know what's been going on in my life since I took your classes and I implemented the |
| 1:22.9 | storytelling methods into my life. First, I was able to secure an amazing job in March of 2022 at a company |
| 1:30.6 | that's been a dream to work for. I used the storytelling methods when answering interview questions, |
| 1:35.9 | and I laid out my answers in Storyborn. And this kept my interviewers engaged, and it helped me land |
| 1:40.9 | the job. I've used my storytelling methods that I learned from you throughout the past year. |
| 1:48.8 | We've been living in South Carolina, and I'm non-binary, trans, and gender queer, as are my two children. |
| 1:56.2 | We've been watching in horror as the laws have been passed in Florida. And we recently saw a six-week |
| 2:02.4 | abortion ban rammed through the South Carolina State House. I feel it's only a matter of time |
| 2:07.5 | before the trans bands come here. And now is my window to safely leave with my children and my |
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