Oh, Babe. Hi everyone. Hi everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Babe. I'm here with Jake Shears.

Hi. It's weird to call you Jake Shears because I call you Jason. My real name is Jason Salards. Yeah, your God-given name is Jake. No, my real name is Jason Sellards, but yeah, no because every you know a lot of a lot of people call me Jason.

I've been having a pretty troll of a week.

You have.

Yes, which I didn't tell you about when you came over here because I wanted to save it for the

pod.

Yeah.

But I truly got like mega-trolled on Tuesday night on Tuesday night yes so what like so

where does it even begin it begins with I was going to go meet a friend for dinner. Yeah. And it was right

down the street at Rosaline, this like restaurant that's like literally a five minute

drive away.

Okay. And I'm doing dry January, which I've mentioned, which is stupid, but like whatever. It's like less calories.

It's good for you. It's good. It's good. It says a reset button. I mean, I kind of wish I was doing it, but I just yeah I need I need a little swig of booze every now and then I know I need like a glass of wine mommy needs her juice. So you were sober. I was sober, so I was like you know what I'm just gonna drive it'll be easier than an Uber and like it's whatever. Yeah. So I pull over to the valet stand and I get pulled over while I'm already pulled over by a cop.

And how did you did you just see the lights flashing behind you?

There was a car waiting. Yeah. And there was no space like in front of the

valet. It was like people parking along the street. So you just have to pull kind of next to them

and wait for the valet guy to come and like deal with your vehicle.

So I just pulled up behind these people.

I had my blinkers on to indicate that I was like at the valet stand and then I see this like

bright like floodlight and I just thought I didn't know like what was I truly

did not know what was happening and then all the lights went on and then he started saying something I didn't get it I was like what I was like this can't be for me

Was he saying something from the car? Yes, he was like, announcing.

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