Episode #2699: The Legend Of Curly's Boat

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are back with news about their boats and tongues, respectively, and with a TBTL Summer Announcement!

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0:00.0	Alright kids, well as some of you may know, I've recently made a very big career change.
0:04.2	I used to be in radio and now I'm a podcaster.
0:07.9	Does anyone know what a podcaster is?
0:10.1	It's radio on the internet, my mom will send to them and they're totally boring.
0:14.3	T-B-T-L!
0:19.7	By the way, I'm a dentist.
0:21.7	Okay, so I read body language very, very well.
0:24.8	You want us to tweet, save Greendale?
0:27.4	I'm sorry Annie, the reason I have 48 followers is that I don't exploit them.
0:31.9	They come to me for atheistic rants and photos of my meals, not this of nauseousness.
0:36.6	I'm so funny, I can't believe my dad didn't think I can make it as a stand-up comedian.
0:41.3	It's not that bad honestly.
0:45.4	It is, but it's not.
0:47.0	See you later, sucker?
0:48.3	I'm not taking myself on a hotter balloon ride.
0:58.1	Pretty!
1:03.3	Get in here, it's time!
1:07.2	Two entire weeks of vacation, she can't make it.
1:11.3	To the show on time to start a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
1:16.7	This right here, in case you've forgotten, this might be the show.
1:20.2	In fact, it is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:25.0	There we go again.
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