We're moms on the net. We became moms on the net because there are so many resources available on the internet for moms and their families.

The net is exciting. When it's time for the real action, we surf. Surf the net. Learn with us as we ride the wave of information called the internet.

T-B-T-L!

Now wake up your brother, wake up your sister, wake up your mother, wake up your cousin, wake up the whole family, get on Facebook!

And tell the world that we are going to rock that right now.

Kyle does not like cheese. Life-long anti-cheese-like. It brings me great shame and embarrassment and social authorization.

The world of cheeses is strange and intimidating and frankly it's terrifying to me.

Well that should take care of those two evil geniuses for a while. I hope that they've learned their lessons that computers are built by people, for people to help people, not to control us.

Listen, I've got to give a clue here now. I don't want any more of both any time during the day. From anyone, that includes me.

That's going to be very hot. It's going to be very uncomfortable for everybody. Maybe we shouldn't talk.

Why not? It saddens me.

Alright, here we go everybody. Welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L to show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Ooh, my name is Luke Perbank. I am your host. Hey Rudy, are you coming in here or what dude?

She heard me starting the show. She does this thing the pod dog does, where she lays around a lot because she's lazy.

And it's warm here right now in the Bay City. But when she's ready to move, she shakes her neck and her little chain makes a noise.

And that is the indication that pod dog is on the mood on the move rather. And right when I started my spiel, I heard her shaking her chain and moving on in here to the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, which of course is perchedop Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

Welcome to the program everybody. Did I mention already my name is Luke Perbank? Me, me.

That I'm your host and that this is episode 2,686 in a collector series. Let the fun begin.

And we got some fun that we are going to begin today. We got some topics to discuss, including a guy who pitched in the All Star Game last night.

Who while he was participating in the Major League Baseball All Star Game, realized that he had posted a bunch of truly, I mean just deeply offensive terrible tweets back when he was about 17.

And during the game, he closed his Twitter account. Like from the bench, he turned his Twitter account off. But of course the internet had already screen capped everything.

We'll talk about the rapid speed at which things happen these days, particularly when you're trying to.

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