All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

I personally love hearing Brian's retellings, especially with this particular lady because she's spicy and fun,

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Fucking exhausted. We had an event last night. We were very foolishly recording the morning

after our event. And I feel like I'm in a complete haze. I mean, we have no choice because you're going out of town tomorrow, but it's fucking bougie. Going to the, uh, the fucking Steelers Rams game in L.A. and the executive suite and going to get the caviar and the lobster and the, I don't know about caviar. Trust me. Don't make it some of that boogey. You're going to, I saw the pictures. you're going to have caviar. Yeah, not sitting with the riffraff. No chance you're going to be in the stands, getting stale beer spilled on you. I mean, honestly, that's kind of the full experience of an NFL game, though, no? I mean, I've been to other, like, baseball games. Unless you have beer spilled on you and you step a hot dog down your throat in five seconds,

did you actually go to a baseball game? Or you have to perform the highlick on some dude that swallowed half a hot dog, been there, done that. Yeah. I forgot about that story. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. That doesn't happen in the executive suites. That happens in the fucking stands. Yeah, I know. So I feel like I'm kind of getting, you know, I'm missing out on some elements of this.

Yeah, I don't think I feel like I'm kind of getting, you know, I'm missing out on some elements of this. Yeah, I don't think it's going to be missing much.

Not in that fucking thing. But yeah, you're getting ready. Leave it to me to find something to complain about. Listen, I'm like, I'm not complaining at all. That's the only way to do it as far as I'm concerned. And I've done, I've had both of those experiences and they're fucking amazing.

But yeah, give me the sweet any fucking time.

But you know what I'm more excited for?

I'm going to one of the Vanderpump restaurants.

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