All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

Pent-up sexual frustration is a real thing, and I'm going to talk about how it manifested itself in my bedroom with one of my play

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So we've had kind of an interesting week.

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