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Bawdy Storytelling

Episode 265: ‘Squat and Jiggle’ (Kirsten Mohan)

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Dixie De La Tour

Sex, Poly, Queer, Monogamy, Lgbt, Sexual, Kink, Performing Arts, Open, Person, Storytelling, Relationship, Story, Swinger, Gay, Arts, Personal, Comedy, Narrative, Bdsm, Sexuality, Polyamory, Hookup

4.7738 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Shockingly Powerful, my ass! Have you ever been incredibly excited for a gorgeous Timothy Chalamet lookalike to get the hell out of your house after a night of sex? Kirsten Mohan is a young widow who throws out all her sex toys when her husband dies…but a woman has needs. So to move on from grief, she goes on a #PrettyWomanShoppingSpree at Babeland and plans date #3 with Ben - except her handsome 22 year old wasn’t paying attention during the tutorial, and now she’s facing a trip to the ER. #SupremeActOfSelfCare #HopeAndOptimism #NakedEggsBenedict #Bzzzzzzzz

 

Song: ’Wiggle’ (Jason Derulo feat. Snoop Dogg)

 

About our Storyteller:

 

Kirsten Mohan is a native Seattleite, photographer, and solo parent of two amazing nerdy teens. She's also a sex positivity advocate and an erotic artist working under the pseudonym "Butterfly Engine." Check out her work at butterflyengine.art or @butterflyengine on instagram.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast contains true stories of sex, kink, gender, or body image.

0:08.5

Thanks for being a consenting adult, because here we go.

0:12.1

All of my life, I've never fit, but I won't complain and I won't quit.

0:19.5

I am enormous. used to wait everyone tells me I'm too much maybe it's

0:32.0

just you're not enough for me can you see I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be

0:41.3

Hey

0:43.3

My vagina is eight miles wide

0:46.3

Absolutely everyone can come inside

0:50.3

If you're ever frightened you're running hide

0:53.3

My vagina is eight miles wide If you're ever brightened, just run and hide.

0:58.4

My vagina is eight miles wide.

1:02.4

Why?

1:05.9

Hi there.

1:08.4

And welcome to the body storytelling podcast.

1:12.9

I'm sexual folklorist Dixie Della Tour. and this week we have a story from photographer and erotic artist Kirsten Mohan. I hope I didn't scare you. I got a bunch of emails

1:20.8

over the past week or more because we didn't put out a podcast last week. And I did mention in the last podcast before that

1:30.3

that I was going to take a break. So I tried to let you know, but I guess I didn't hit that hard enough,

1:35.3

did I? I'm not gone. You can't kill me. I have been working with a new business coach. and she's pretty awesome. Her name is Naomi,

1:46.9

and I just love working with her. And she gets me. Like, I can say fucked up shit. And she just goes,

1:54.6

hang on, let me sit down. Go ahead and tell me, oh, she loves my business. And that's incredible. How lucky am I? I honestly, I talked to a business

2:07.5

coach five years ago who said, well, the first thing you're going to do is you're going to

2:12.4

stop doing body storytelling. And I was like, that's what I do. And she was like, no, no, if you're ever going to be

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