All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

Last night was a night of a lot of first, a lot of very interesting elements that we don't usually talk about on the podcast. You guys will see what I mean very shortly. First, we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of Front Porch Swingers. If you guys are looking for sexy people to connect with, Cassidy is the place to go. And we recommend them for a lot of different reasons. One of them is there's just a ton of features on there that make

it easier than ever before for you to find the people you're looking for. Whether you are putting

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in your area, or you're just using the regular features to find sexy people that may be nearby

you. It's a great place to go.

We absolutely love Cassidy. It truly is the place that we use to meet all of our sexy friends

for the most part at this point. And if you want to try it free for an entire month, all you have

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We hope to see you at Cassidy.com.

So we are officially one week removed from Podbash, basically.

Yes, today would be, yeah, we're Sunday, so we're, yeah, we're a week out.

Holy hell.

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