Well, we're going to have quite the show today.

I'm going to put up some comments by the locals people,

because they get the best of everything. Do do do you do you do

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Good morning everybody and

everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with God Adams,

and I'm pretty sure you've never had a better time in your whole life.

But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels

that nobody can understand

with their tiny, shiny human brains.

All you need is a cup of mugger, a glass of tanker shells,

or styanicantine juggler flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine

the other day thing that makes everything special.

It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens right now. Go.

Now there's something you can't mail in, am I right? That's right. You got to do it in person.

No ID required.

Well, I've got all kinds of things to talk about.

Shall I jump right in?

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