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Good morning everybody and welcome

The coffee with Scott Adams, the highlight of human civilization.

If you'd like to take this experience, which is already pinning the needle in ways

that you can't even believe.

If you'd like to take it up the levels

that nobody can believe

with their tiny, shiny human brains,

all you need for that is it,

cover a mugger, a glass of tanker,

celles just down a canteen jugugger flask of vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the

end of the day, the thing makes everything better.

It's called, that's right, it's called the simultaneous

sip. And it happens now, go. Oh, it's going to every part of my mitochondria. I send my coffee directly to my mitochondria.

I don't know if that's where it belongs, but it's just something I've been doing.

Well meanwhile the Florida housing market is crumbling according to one report but then the very

first comment I saw in the X post about it was that's not true. So if I told you that all data is fake, so either the Florida housing market is crumbling, or it's just fine because it's the best state.

So I've got both opinions there for you. But here's my opinion. My

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