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mama mama Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called

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Delightful.

Delightful. Well, here are a few things that I've heard on social media in the last few days.

The United States has some big facility at the South Pole where we're controlling earthquakes and the weather.

I'm not going to say that I'm buying into that one yet.

Stop at Kamala. I don't know how that happens but the video just started running on its own.

Go away. There we go. So I don't believe the South Pole has a major earthquake making weather changing facility, but maybe. Maybe that's where they're keeping all the UFOs.

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