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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 261: Love of Water Balloons

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2015

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

ISIS Targeted Muslims in Paris Ohio Woman Forced to Drive 300 Miles for Abortion—or Have a Stillborn Baby Unhinged Christian activist harasses Katy Perry’s dad: Your kid’s videos are sending my son to hell Vatileaks scandal: Vatican properties ‘used as brothels and massage parlours where priests pay for sex,’ claims report Facilitated Communication Is a Cult That Won’t Die Ben Carson mocks allies and defends anti-science views at religious college: ‘There’s no Canadian dream’ Pat Robertson: God Didn't Heal Cancer Victim Because Maybe She Hated Her Husband BUDDHIST MONKS ISSUE DEATH THREATS TO SOCIAL ACTIVISTS FOR TEACHING SEXUAL HEALTH RWW News: Bryan Fischer Says 'Satan Has An Agenda That He Is Working Through Our Current President' Limbaugh Suggests European Countries "Set Themselves Up" For Terrorist Attacks

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

0:06.0

Hey, it's Ethan and Tom. Greg here from Australia. Hey, gone. Love the show. Couldn't help but notice a reference to a Chicago punt pen in the latest episode.

0:22.0

I think these who let slip, let's find out among us. So was that about screeching weasel? Well, perhaps not. But anyway, keep up the good work. Glory, old motherfucker.

0:35.0

Hey guys, this is Todd down in Austin, Texas. I was cracking up when you guys were talking about bathroom behavior.

0:45.0

A bloody of mine used to have a guy that he worked with that would freak everybody out because he would be in the stall taking a dump and then someone would walk in and he would say, hey, John, what's going on?

0:59.0

Hey, Brad, what's happening? And no one could figure out how the hell he was doing it because you couldn't see out of the stall.

1:05.0

So eventually someone got pissed and reported him to HR and when the woman interviewed him to ask him what was going on, the reason he knew who everybody was is because he had memorized their shoes.

1:19.0

Okay, that's some fuck up shit. Anyway, very well, dude. Thanks for all you do.

1:35.0

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason.

2:05.0

According to from glory, whole studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

2:22.0

It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome mat. This is episode 261 of cognitive dissonance. What a weekend, huh?

2:34.0

Yeah, right. Jesus, round her rouse. Yeah, I can't believe she lost that.

2:39.0

Fuck. That was the big news that came out this week.

2:46.0

Holy shit. She did though. She got knocked the fuck out.

2:53.0

Brutal. That is not what I'm speaking of brutal. Oh, God, what a segue. What a segue.

3:02.0

So obviously we have to talk about Paris. Yeah.

3:06.0

We have to talk about Paris for so many reasons, I think.

3:13.0

I don't even know where to start with this with this story. Obviously everybody knows about the terrorist attack that took place in Paris over the weekend.

3:22.0

I think it's 120 or 123. Yeah, not sure what the exact death toll says. Well, in the article, it says 129.

3:30.0

Okay. Now, I've been that that number seems to be a bit of a moving target. Yep. Yep.

3:36.0

And that's and that's to be expected. I think with these sorts of things that the numbers are often moving targets.

3:43.0

But you know, I'm going to ask you, I'm going to ask you a question. When it happened, where were you were now you were you were fencing all weekend.

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