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Episode 261: Boot Scoot Adjacent

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Molly's back! And she brought a special guest - baby Freddie! The gang discusses school dances, the newest addition to the Gaines family and Jackie's upcoming album of baby songs. To receive 20% off your first subscription box, go to http://bespokepost.com and enter promo code PAGE7. Thanks to Quip for sponsoring this episode. Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/page7 Bossa Bossa, Off to Osaka, Too Cool, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, quiet baby clap.

0:10.0

Oh, quiet baby clap because we have a baby in the stadium!

0:15.0

Okay, there's a baby!

0:17.0

Oh my god, it's a baby!

0:20.0

Oh, everybody, welcome to page 7.

0:25.0

But most importantly, welcome Freddy to the world!

0:30.0

She's here, everybody. You might hear her going, eh-hah!

0:34.0

Eh-hah! Eh-hah!

0:37.0

Where? She has a range of noises, but those are most of them.

0:40.0

I have already been stopped mid-sentence a couple times by a little squeak and go, aww!

0:46.0

Oh-ho-ho-ho!

0:48.0

That was what, yeah, when Molly first asked, said, I'm gonna come back, I'm gonna bring Freddy with me,

0:52.0

she might make noises and I was like, no!

0:54.0

Never a noise from a child!

0:57.0

But the best part is that I can scream as much as I want because I'm across the country.

1:02.0

And you're only in my ears. I have a thing, even when I was pregnant with her,

1:06.0

I had a strange and not factually correct assumption that whatever I listened to in my ears she could hear,

1:12.0

but she's not in my brain, you know, she was in my body.

1:16.0

Doesn't it transfer down into the womb?

1:20.0

I mean, maybe in some sort of spiritual way.

1:24.0

Absolutely not!

1:26.0

Is it in your body? I feel like if I can hear it in my head, then my uterus can hear it.

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