Oh, everybody welcome to talk salad and scrambled eggs. Whoops. Wait, you're gonna confuse everyone.

I honest to God. That was a legitimate brain for it. Wait, really? That was legit. No, I don't believe you.

I had 100%. Welcome to Matt and Dorie's eggs, Lynn Adventure. She was eggs on the title. And it's Easter.

Yeah, a big egg day. Everybody happy Easter for those you celebrating. Happy egg day. Oh, dammit. I meant to say we

should call your parents, but so much happened today. Yeah, I forgot. Big day. Big day at the Myra household or the

Shafrira household as we finally call it. I love the prescription bottle of this place has the Hollywood sign on it.

It's pretty cool. That would be the prescription bottle for Hollywood, Urgent Care. Guys, if you're wondering what happened to my wife and

you're thinking, Oh, well, this is a repeat. It's not a repeat. It's just Groundhog Day. Dorie was at the park very early this

morning with Bo. I was sound asleep. He was taken from here. And once again, someone decided to bring their intact dog into the park,

expressly against the rules. Yes. 22. Number six on the sign. Bo. Yes. Bo got in a fight with the other dog. A doberman. A doberman.

And you got few guys remember last week I tried to break up the fight and hurt my finger, but fortunately, like nothing broke. And

like ultimately it was painful. And in fact, it still hurts, but I was fine. This week I was not so lucky and the doberman bit me. And I was standing there in

silver like dog park with a bloody hand. Yeah. Kind of freaking out. Two guys. I like went over to get Bo's leash. These two guys were like, Oh, they came to my defense. And they

they came over to the guy and they were like, you're not supposed to have him in the park. The guy was trying to argue and say that it wasn't a rule to have your dog be spayed or

neutered to come to the park. And I was like, it is a rule. Yeah. And then they were like, it's on the sign. And then so basically everyone was on my side, which was nice, because I was a little worried because Bo did start the fight. Yeah. But he started the fight with a dog who was not neutered.

So running theme with Bo. Yeah. So, but then this like really nice lady. Cause I drove to the park. See that lady with her dog before. Well, I think I think she has two dogs. She's two dogs. She's a husky. Yeah. And a hit bowl. She said, I think he said she said it was a pit bowl beagle next. Yeah.

And she said, I live, I live right across the street. If you want to come to my apartment and like wash up, because I literally I was using my shirt to stop the blood.

And I called Matt. I get woken up out of a dead sleep and a lucky for Dory. Unlike her. I keep.

I was just thinking that this is the exact reason. The exact reason I keep my phone in the bedroom.

You know what though? I was just thinking if we had a land line, I would be fine with that.

If we had a land line, we'd be fine with us having a land line. I would be fine with us having a land line in the bedroom, like for emergencies.

Cause I don't sleep in my phone. Well, that's why I have a cell phone. Like, no, I know, but I'm just saying.

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