Hey Gary. Hey, it's 2014 and you know if you run a small business like we do you're sick and tired of waiting in lines at the post office.

Oh, I know. Those lazy public workers on the dole?

Public workers, when's the last time you bought a postage meter?

Literally thousands of dollars.

They're so, they're so goddamn expensive and everyone can relate to it.

Everyone knows how expensive a postage meter is.

So and one of the things that gets on my nerves, you know,

2014, like I want glasses, but I don't want to go to a place and get glasses like you do.

And you want to look like me so you want to have some

Warby Parkers right? Yeah yeah I mean you're picking up picking up where I'm

putting down. Oh definitely so so in 2014 why don't you make it your

resolution to maximize your small business potential by listening

to your MP3 player while in line at the post office.

Exactly and you can listen to podcast talking to you about how difficult it is to file legal papers.

Yeah, or to get clothing named after masturbating chimps.

That's why you should go to audibletrial.com forwardslash bonfireside chat.

Where you can get literally any book about stamps you like,

philately, autofeladily, the sky's the limit.

Yeah, yeah.

Stamp tramps, the tale of the 1920s era Hobo Stamp Revolution.

A tale of two stamps.

Yeah.

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