Episode 259: Memorial Day Weekend Ruined - The Yankees Were Swept By The Last Place Tigers And Lost Some More To The Rays
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2021
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees were swept by the Tigers. Not even sure how that’s possible. They’ve scored 3 runs or less in 30 games this year which has only been done by the Pirates. Everything is bad and Boone gives us the same crap again. No one hits. No one has life. We’re all sad. Outro Song: "Here With You” (Via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, there is a tight end again. |
| 0:35.0 | There are cheaters, edges far again, with a walk-off signal. |
| 0:40.0 | There are cheaters, who are embarrassing, because reality, did you have any depth? |
| 0:46.5 | There's a fly ball, he's the left, he's on his way. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, have a yank, he's just going to the world through it. |
| 0:54.5 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.5 | It is Labor Day, and he is a Labor of the Month. |
| 1:07.5 | Fall game over, Yankee win! |
| 1:13.5 | Yankee win! |
| 1:23.5 | What's up? |
| 1:24.5 | What's happening? |
| 1:25.5 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barstle Sports. |
| 1:27.5 | I am your host, Hubs. |
| 1:29.5 | We got the whole gang here for a full on depression episode. |
| 1:32.5 | Party mush, TJ, Tommy Smokes, boys, this team sucks. |
| 1:38.5 | Leg legitimately is an unwatchable baseball team. |
| 1:41.5 | They don't give a shit. |
| 1:43.5 | It's a regular season. |
| 1:45.5 | Don't matter, it's May, whatever. |
| 1:47.5 | They don't care. |
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