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Jesus loved the little missiles, all the missiles of the world, nuclear and standard charge.

I'm not saying I'll blow up really hard. Jesus loved the little missiles of the world, royal.

My name is Han, and I just wanted to call you, and what everybody's calling about, woo.

I gotta tell you, black one was younger. He was an old man and a boy talking about some old,

hokey Asian religion or something like that, and I thought it was a bunch of woo, but in my experience I've learned,

it's true, in all of it, the Jedi, the Dark Side, the real, glorious.

Yeah, this is the desert Dave, I'm calling about the wooed topic.

The only experience I had was I went to a psychic once, and they predicted that I was going to be

three weeks late on just about everything, but I think it was bullshit. Glory home, mother fuckers.

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Recording from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence.

The topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome Matt.

This is episode two hundred and sixty or so right around there.

Never gets our top. Never gets all never gets all never does.

That's why I keep doing it. That's always fresh, buddy.

I know, I know. It's tough for me to keep it that fresh, 259, by the way, of cognitive dissonance.

Here I am talking about facts, real people, events, and you're talking about a 2,000 year old book with stories in it that...

Let's talk reality, David.

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