I love my job. Oh my God. I want to do it forever. Especially because this is a kind of job that I've gotten better at every hour.

And it's also the kind of job that you need to be fast on your feet. You need to be quick and you need to sort of, uh,

I don't even know what the word is.

T-B-T-L!

So look, why don't you download my blog, it's free. Of course we do appreciate donations.

This person has something amazing, you know, maybe you're not.

You see, yeah.

You know, it's a little bit beyond your comprehension at this moment, but there's something great about that person.

It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

You know what I care about, artistry, and you, and my kids, and polar bear couches.

You're a messy little person, ain't you?

Look, man, you know your stuff, but you're like a crazy volcano. You have to show me you can bring it down a notch.

I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to!

Alright everybody, here we go with a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I can't believe you're still on the air.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

Too loud and too specific.

I have been known to be too loud and too specific at times, but I'm not going to do that today.

Not on episode 2,587 in a collector series, just coming to you from the Hotel Grey in Chicago, Illinois.

Hello everyone!

It's a clear cold day here in Chicago, the windy city.

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