Episode #2584: The Butt Of The Spear

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew learn some important Cyber Security Tips and also try to figure out why the children of the world can't even hold pencils anymore (spoiler alert: It's all that dang touch-screening.)

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0:00.0	Shila, is everything all right?
0:04.0	No, it's not.
0:06.0	Oh, my cat died.
0:08.0	Oh, no.
0:09.0	Senior noodle ball?
0:10.0	No, that's Debbie's cat.
0:11.0	She's an idiot.
0:12.0	My cat was named Miao is the time for all good men
0:16.0	to come to the aid of their country.
0:18.0	I just call them Miao.
0:20.0	TVTL!
0:23.0	My dream is to sell it on the world
0:27.0	on a catamaran with two members of every cat race
0:31.0	and share my love with cats for all the humans
0:35.0	to see around the world.
0:36.0	Sounds like you're really going through some tough stuff right now.
0:39.0	It's too bad there's not doctors for your mind.
0:42.0	Oh, hey, hey.
0:43.0	I thought it was something.
0:45.0	Are you seriously detaining me again?
0:47.0	Am I being rendered?
0:48.0	No.
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