And we become great friends. I mean close. We'll just sit in the front room. We'll sit there.

He'll walk, he'll go to the front door, kind of knock on the door, and then sit down,

then I'll sit, then he stands, and he's out in the front. Then he'll come in. We just sit there.

And he'll stand, and I'll sit, and then I stand, and you sit, and then we're both

looking at each other, and we're just nodding, like a couple of nodders, right?

Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. Well, there's that fine line between,

you know, have showing emotion and being a hot dog. What do you think the stripes are in the

American flag? They're hot dogs. They're boiled and unboiled hot dogs, white and red and white and red.

You know, ashamed. This kind of thing has come up. It's what the Bible calls as an abomination.

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Karl Weathers par exemplum.

We have to get drinks. Several drinks. Don't you think? Let's celebrate.

C-celebrite drinking.

I've got one right here. It's a piping hot cup of coffee on this Friday morning edition

of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I don't know why I'm here.

Coming to you from the comfortable confines of the hotel deluxe in Portland, Oregon,

the Bay City. Hi there, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's episode 2,583 in a collector's

series. And we have lots to talk about on this Friday. Let the fun begin.

The Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie. It is a real thing, people. It is happening and the story behind

the invention of Flamin' Hot Cheetos is actually really fascinating. And we will share that with you.

Coming up on the program. Also, try to talk about this yesterday, ran out of time, but Quincy

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